unclefather:

cassbuttstiel:

An accurate representation of tumblr right now

october is here

unclefather:

cassbuttstiel:

An accurate representation of tumblr right now

october is here

maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy)

shinygays:

Interesting how a “fading” artist:

  • Scored her third #1 album in a landscape dominated by pop music with a jazz album
  • Managed to score TWO #1 albums in less than one calendar year (ARTPOP and Cheek to Cheek)
  • And became the first female solo artist to earn three #1 albums this decade

Really interesting

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renandstimpy:

did you get the ketchup

renandstimpy:

did you get the ketchup

(Source: tkr)

katara:

98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

cockblocksquad:

no-itsbcky:

just because im antifeminist doesnt mean i dont believe in equal rights for women. 

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ghosturie:

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

(Source: urbran)

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices